Do You Ever Wonder Why?

I am done with the simple life, I tried an experiment, I decided that I no longer needed to have satellite TV, I would be just fine with an antenna.. By giving it up I figured I would spend more time outdoors with my kids and save money,, boy was I wrong.. First of all when you make a decision to go back in time make sure everyone is on board.. I cancelled my services and made all these plans,, we would go to the park after school, have family game night and still be able to watch local channels. Apparently this idea did not go over well with the rest of my family, in fact I think they were confused,, my daughter continued to ask where channels 200 and up where. This is a common question that kids these days ask when they are used to having over 600 channels to choose from. So I am going back to satellite, but where do I look to find the best company to use, I went to cable TV advisor , of course,   I mean if I am going to bring my home out of the dark ages I want to get the best

So I have a "Teenager" well she's 13, but she thinks she is now an adult because she is now a number that ends with the word teen. Now I don't know how many of you realize this but I think when a girl turns 13 they are taken over by evil pod people whose job it is to drive us crazy until we are put in white jackets that get tied around our waist, first of all it's a fashion don't, but let me get back to the issue at hand. This child who used to be so sweet and want to do everything with you has now become a nightmare to live with, oops did that sound mean, sorry to those of you that have the perfect child who is not there yet, but just wait it will happen, oh and while I am on the subject of the perfect child, I don't believe you for a moment when you say your child does everything they are supposed to unless.......they are Stepford children. Back to my rant so my 13 year old has informed me that she doesn't think she should be grounded, EVER, really m